What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

She was a Disney star with platinum records, but Bridgit Mendler gave it up to change the world - Ars Technica

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Mark Zuckerberg made the bold choice to wear a $100,000 Purple colored watch while announcing Meta’s new Oakley Smart Glasses - Luxurylaunches

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Here's the cheapest way to buy Stellar Blade on PC - PCGamesN

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is the Kia Tasman the ugliest ute of all time?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Archaeologists find what may be the first definitive proof that Neanderthals made artwork - Earth.com

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Loons and Moons

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The best time to see the Milky Way is fast approaching! How to see our galaxy at its best in June. - Live Science

No way

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

PS5 has a huge price advantage over Xbox and Switch 2 right now - Eurogamer

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

4 ways women are physically stronger than men - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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